I won’t soon forget the events that took place in #ferguson…will you?
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started
when people ask you how school is:
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested
RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner
*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao
Diana Ross backstage at The Apollo Theater by Bruce Davidson, 1965
(VIA Magnum Photos)
I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage
this bitch be on some rly bad acid
is this frog flying or ????? ???
LOOK AT THIS TINY FROG
omg so cute c’:
I had a tea party with Ophelia. She wanted to tip over the sugar jar. The bow is nice.
OH MY GOD <3 <3 <3
This is it, this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Thanks internet, it’s been fun but I have no use for you now.
Oh dear <3.
As much as I’m terrified of spiders, I have to say this is pretty adorable. I mean that little bow! ♥︎