andremichaux:

DONNIE DARKO (2001)
dir. Richard Kelly

teathattast:

wahoorat:

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

God?

sipnet:

thespamman24:

sipnet:

Am i crazy or does lemonade taste more like dirt than it used to

Everything tastes more like dirt when you’re 40 feet underground.

I’m not leaving the bunker

vonnegutcunt:

get high and jerk off is the most patriotic thing an american can do

gnawgag:

image
image

fuckmylife666 - against me!

thylacines-toybox:
“Sugar mouse by Jellycat, bought from Borders Books in early 2000′s
”

thylacines-toybox:

Sugar mouse by Jellycat, bought from Borders Books in early 2000′s

zombearzilla:

image

This is just simply hilarious.

thepirateblacknut:

Dermatologists: avoid touching your face, and NEVER pick at your skin!

Me, having 0 impulse control: unfortunate,

thepirateblacknut:
“*plugs in kazoo*
Let’s get this party started
”

thepirateblacknut:

*plugs in kazoo* 
Let’s get this party started

thepirateblacknut:
“Me at 4 am on a school night
”

thepirateblacknut:

Me at 4 am on a school night

justneo:

blairwitchh:

the build a bear Axolotl is perfect actually

image

it said :)

i want he

Corvid Tarot Tricks: Finding Your Birth Card or Soul Card

auguryandalchemy:

I know in my previous post, I mentioned finding your birth card. But what IS your birth card exactly? It’s the card in the Major Arcana that represents you as a person in tarot. In this post, I’ll teach you how to calculate that quickly by using your birthday!

1. Take your birthday and write it out as follows (for this, I’m using a random date) mm-dd-yyyy:
06 - 22 - 20 02

2. Add the numbers together as such:
   06
   22
   20
+ 02
 —–
  48

3. If you get a double digit number HIGHER than 22 (the number of major arcana in most standard decks), add the numbers separately again until you get a number lower than 22. 
   4
+ 8
 —-
 12

So, the example here has a Birth Card of 12 which is the Hanged Man, which is the 12th card of the Major Arcana!

*Note: There are some cards that correlate to zodiac signs, elements, etc. I just gave the easiest example relating to numerology.

Tarot Spread: Self Work

auguryandalchemy:

image

Card 1 - Past:
What aspect in your life you’re currently clinging to; what you may need to let go of; what may need healing still.

Card 2 - Present:
What you should focus on; what your Ego needs to know NOW.

Card 3 - Future:
What you should be on the look out for; What your Higher Self is trying to tell you.

Friendly Reminder: Salt and Casting Circles Outside

auguryandalchemy:

Please don’t cast circles using Salt outside, especially in the soil.
Salt is absorbent and takes water away from plant life, therefore effectively killing off most things.

There is a reason why in the Ancient Near East (Egypt, Mesopotamia, Armenia, etc), Spain, Portugal, etc it was so common to SALT THE EARTH of conquered cities, or even convicted criminals, to prevent re-inhabitation . It destroys soil nutrients, absorbency, and heavily delays and/or stops plant growth all together.

So please, my Witchy Siblings, seek safer alternatives when working outside. Cast a circle in stones or branches. Draw one into the soil itself. Use a biodegradable material like eggshells instead. But please, do NOT use Salt.

:

Elements

Correspondents and Information

Earth-

  • Direction: North
  • Gender: Feminine
  • Zodiac: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
  • Symbols: Pentacles (tarot), salt, sand, dirt, stone, plants
  • Colors: Green, brown, gold
  • Traits: grounded, slow and steady, nurturing, growth
  • Spell disposal: burying in earth or plants

Air-

  • Direction: East
  • Gender: masculine
  • Zodiac: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
  • Symbols: bells, chimes, feathers, incense, wands, swords (tarot)
  • Colors: yellow, sky blue, white, silver
  • Traits: free flowing, creativity, fast moving, methodical (the mind)
  • Spell disposal: blow or toss the ash/powder into the wind or air

Fire-

  • Direction: South
  • Gender: masculine
  • Zodiac: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
  • Symbols: athame (tarot), swords, candles, lamps/lanterns, flame
  • Colors: red, orange, gold
  • Traits: fast moving, chaotic, heated, passion
  • Spell disposal: burn it

Water-

  • Direction: West
  • Gender: feminine
  • Zodiac: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
  • Symbols: Cups (tarot), chalice, cauldron, bowl, shell, basically any vessel of water
  • Colors: blue, white, silver, turquoise
  • Traits: slow and persistent, emotional, free flowing, nurturing
  • Spell disposal: throw remains into a body of water or float it down a river

Spirit-

  • Direction: above, below, or within one’s self
  • Gender: neutral
  • Zodiac: wheel of the year
  • Symbols: all magickal tools, pentagram, pentacles, circle, spirals, wheel of the year
  • Colors: purple, black, white, whatever resonates with you
  • Traits: divine intelligence, insight, intuition, cosmic energy

I can’t believe I haven’t done a post in the elements yet oh my gods

for all I know I have and forgot cuz I’m stupid but here’s this anyway